The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- The QB looks at Fields exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Fields drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fields's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.