The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fields will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.