The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- A mysterious flag erases Fields's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fields does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.