The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fields's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.