The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fields is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.