The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- The QB looks at Fields exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Fields will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.