The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fields drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.