The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fields will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fields's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.