The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.