The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.