The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- The broadcast shows Fields on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fields scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fields drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.