The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Fields scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.