The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Fields will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fields drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.