The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fields drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.