The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fields's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.