The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Fields is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fields's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.