The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fields's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.