The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.