The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.