The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fields drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.