The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.