The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fields's stadium. Only over Fields.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Fields, Fields, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.