The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fields's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.