The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fields sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Fields, Fields, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.