The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fields was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.