The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Fields's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fields drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.