The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fields's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.