The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.