The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“The QB looks at Nabers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.
- Nabers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.