The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nabers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.