The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Nabers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.