The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Nabers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.