The Snap Count Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Ref: "Number Nabers, that's a flag." Nabers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nabers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.