The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.