The Snap Count Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.