The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.