The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Nabers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.