The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Nabers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.