The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nabers's stadium. Only over Nabers.
- Nabers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.