The Inch-Short Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nabers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.