The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.
- Nabers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.