The Phantom Flag Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Nabers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.