The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.