The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nabers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.