The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nabers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.