The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Nabers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nabers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.