The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Nabers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.