The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.