The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Nabers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
84%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nabers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.