The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Nabers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.